When its your best friends birthday, don’t let it just pass like usual. make it the best birthday with our amazing funny birthday quotes and wishes. we know people have different kinds of humor sense. you can choose the right type of funny birthday quotes from our list.
Our funny birthday quotes are carefully selected from all over the web. only just for to make your friends birthday a special one with lots of humor and fun. write these funny quotes on his Facebook wall or write to him on a greeting card. we have also added some funny birthday quotes images for you too. hope you guys find the best birthday wishes for your friend.
Funny Birthday Quotes and Wishes
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th. – Gloria Stuart
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. – Elizabeth Arden
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen. -Mark Twain
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Happiness for you is not a reward, it is a consequence. Happy Birthday.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’ – Steven Wright
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
Hoping this will be your best year ever. Happy Birthday.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol
Guess what I found out. Birthdays are awesome, research states that those people who have more birthdays tend to live longer! Aren’t you happy?
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucile Ball
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. -T. S. Eliot
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. – Fred Astaire
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” -Muhammad Ali
This year when you blow the candles on your cake, feel free to wish for everything you ever wished. For I have already made a deal with God for all your wishes to come true. After all you know how convincing I can be, right?
People like you, that brighten others day, deserve a bit of sunshine too. Have a sunny birthday.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde
Time to celebrate. You made the trip around the sun one more time. It’s a birthday revolution.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Hope you guys enjoyed our Funny birthday quotes and wishes for your friends and family. share it on your special once birthday and make it a fun time.
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