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Are you looking for naughty ways to wish your boyfriend or girlfriend happy birthday? Here are naughty birthday wish ideas that you can use.
You can write your own sensual and hot birthday messages for your partner, or even come up with a seductive poem if you are the creative type.
- On your birthday today I want to give you the best presents in the morning, feed you the sweetest cake in the afternoon, organize for you the coolest party in the evening and show you a pleasurable wild time in bed at night. I hope you enjoy your day. Happy birthday, hot stuff.
- Besides the gift that I’ve already given you on your birthday, I’m going to let you unwrap me as a sizzling birthday present. I’m all yours, today and forever. Happy birthday, love.
- Make sure you get a birthday cake that has lots of cream topping. Later, once everyone is gone, you can smear me with the cake and lick the cream off my body. Wish you a sizzling birthday.
- I got you two birthday gifts, one of which I am giving you right now. And as a second gift, I bought myself hot lingerie to give you a hot treat later at night. Hope you like it. Happy birthday, dear.
- I couldn’t think of a better partner than you, in and outside the bedroom. On your birthday too, we will be having a wild celebration, in and outside the bedroom—and I can’t wait! Let the party begin. Wishing you a very happy and steamy birthday, sweetheart.
- How about you give two birthday parties this year? One for all your friends. And the second one just for me. We can both pretend to be birthday cakes and devour each other from head to toe. Happy birthday, darling.
- On your birthday today, let’s do something that will be our naughtiest memory ever! Let’s indulge in a hot rendezvous that we both will remember for the rest of our lives. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
- Don’t even bother wearing good clothes today because I am going to rip them apart later anyway. I can’t wait to see you in your birthday suit. Happy birthday, you sexy thing.
- I am going to give you birthday bumps today. And by that, I mean scratches and bite marks all over your body. I love you. Happy birthday, honey.
- I couldn’t decide which dress to wear when I treat you to a romantic dinner at home on your birthday. So I decided to wear nothing at all. After dinner, we can have each other for dessert. Happy birthday, my love.
- I booked you in for a full body massage followed by a beauty session at the most luxurious spa and salon in town, for the day after your birthday. So you can relax and recuperate after the vigorous workout session that I’m going to give you in bed on your birthday. Happy birthday, hon!
- I can’t tell you all the dirty things I’m going to do to you tonight. But be prepared for a night that you are going to remember forever. Hope you can handle it! Happy birthday, sweetheart.
- I know we haven’t found the time to see each other often these days. But tonight you are going to see a lot of me and I’m going to do a lot of nasty things to you. That’s your birthday treat, honey. Happy birthday.
- Today I’m going to let you do whatever you want to do to me in bed. Think of it as your birthday present that you will get only once every year. I’m only kidding, but tonight is going to be something special. Make the most of it! Happy birthday.
- On your birthday today, let’s pretend that you are my boss. So here goes: Happy Birthday, boss—from a very naughty secretary who is going to do very naughty things to you tonight.
- Make sure you work up an appetite by the time your birthday party finishes tonight. So we can start your real birthday party and eat leftovers off each other. Yum! Happy birthday.
- After you finish celebrating your birthday today, I want you to spend the rest of the day tomorrow with me. We will lock ourselves in a room and have a one-on-one celebration. I hope you like the sound of that. Happy birthday, my hot lover.
- Today is your birthday, and this is your birthday week. I’m going to make sure every single night becomes steamy hot for you. Happy birthday, honey. Be prepared for a lot of sleepless nights!
- I’ve been spending more hours at work so that I could get you a nice expensive birthday present. I have also been spending more hours at the gym so I could get back in shape and seduce you tonight. I hope you like both your present and my sensual seduction! Happy birthday to the sexiest person alive.
- All I am buying for you this birthday is wrapping paper so I can wrap myself up in it and be your gift. I can’t wait for you to unwrap me. Have a sizzling birthday, honey!
- Is it just me or are you actually getting hotter with each year? Only one way to find out, see you tonight, naughty naughty. Happy birthday!
- Birthday suit, cake, and candles—I think birthdays are meant to be naughty. Let’s get into our birthday suits, light some candles, and devour cake off each other. Happy birthday, honey!
- First we’ll go shopping, then out for drinks, and then for a romantic dinner, followed by a long and naughty session in the bedroom. Your birthday is going to be tiring; I hope you don’t mind. Happy birthday, hotness.
- After the party finishes today and after all your friends go back home, your real birthday treat starts when it is just you and me. Happy birthday, darling!
- Let’s have a wild celebration on your birthday today, with a wild birthday party followed by a wild and steamy treat just for you. If you think that sounds naughty, just wait till we get to it. It will blow your mind away! Happy birthday.
- On your birthday today, I am gifting a special “no holds barred” coupon that entitles you to become my master for one night as I become your slave. You can make me do anything and everything you want. You can even do anything you want to me. Enough said, I think you get the point, don’t you, my master? Have a happy and hot birthday.
Note: While you may or may not want to give your girlfriend or boyfriend a naughty birthday wish that everyone can read, you could use sticky notes to stick your wishes where your partner can see them. Send him or her flirty texts, and give your partner a hot birthday treat that he or she will remember for a long time.
N.Dowski on April 26, 2020:
What does it mean when she tell’s me on my birthday that Happy naughty da seey instead of saying happy birthday
Alo Là Có from Ho Chi Minh on April 16, 2020:
V. Rush on June 11, 2017:
Put some more tips so that we can use them
Nithya Venkat from Dubai on June 25, 2012:
Great hot passionate hub and wonderfully creative wishes. Awesome.
Mohan Kumar from UK on June 21, 2012:
that’s what I’m talking about. I will leave this page open for a certain someone to get some hints. May use some myself!
Dora Weithers from The Caribbean on June 18, 2012:
Quite creative! I’d say these were good for husbands and wives. “Let’s indulge in a hot rendezvous that we both will remember for the rest of our lives.” Just wouldn’t want to be remembering after the person moves on. Good job, though.