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Status Funny Love Hindi English

Jab sy tum chor kt gai ho yakeen maano life sait ho gai hai meri 😄😅

Ham Wo hai jo kabi ni sudharenge,ya to blochk kijiya ya bardaasht keejie 😝😝😄😅

larkiyan kahati hain ki sab he larki pagal hoti hai,phir kaheti hain “ham larkiyon se kam hain kya ?” 😂😂

Dear girls kitana b makeup 💄💅 kar lo, aaj kal ke bachche ek nazar mein dekha kar bata sakate hai deedee bolana hai ya anti 😎😁😁

Ye Mohabbat ni, usool-e-wafa hai ai dost, ham jaan to de denge jaan ka nambar nahin denge 😂😂

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.

The loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free!

Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake

Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.

The truth is, I`m still waiting for you till now.

I Love Things That Makes You Happy. funny love status in English

Love Has No Age No Limit & No Death.

A quote is the closest thing to letting him know how you really feel about him.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Missing someone+No text from ’em = Worst feeling.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀

Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can’t talk, wife around

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.funny love status in English

You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.

Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man

I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.

I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.

I love you from my head tomatoes.funny love status in English

Love is sharing your popcorn

You’re the cheese to my macaroni.

Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.

Together with you is my favorite place to be.

Let’s be weird and wonderful together.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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